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Martinis
by MartiniTodd on July 2, 2009
The party starts with a good Martini
Get the scoop on making the perfect martini – whatever the occassion.
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martinis are ace. Man, nothing has ever got me drunk quicker, apart from that time my friend gave me vodka with a mixer of vodka.
The deadliest thing I ever had was some vodka of the type that the Russians issue their soldiers.
It tasted almost exactly like water but, you know, with an alcohol content of 400%. Sitting on the couch at a party and sipping on that is a good way to manufacture weapons grade REGRET.
Oh sure mr “i dont drink”
I cant hear it =[
Haha, I DON’T?
URm….I’m not sure what to say! I just gave it a whirl and asked my roommate to do the same on her computer. Both of us were able to hear it okay.
Maybe there is something funny with your speakers or your volume was muted but you weren’t aware of it?
When have I EVER said I don’t drink? I’m drunk right now. And it’s ten in the morning.
I wish I was joking.
Not my fault tho, cos im on windows 7 atm and im a mac person.
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Ah yes, the computer version of looking for your glasses only to find them on your head. We’ve all been there.
The homeless man you fell asleep on is wishing you were joking too. Get off the poor man!
Im playyna dringging game where evertime Oliverr says “martini” you drink. Or “drink” or “the.” Izrillyfunyouguy…. zzzzz.
While you’re playing that game, I’d imagine I become funnier by the minute!